so i subbed for kindergarten all day today! this is just a little tid-bit from the RR experience.
"Mrs. Petersonhead, ***** just showed us her bootie without panties. she is still doing it. "
i calmly walk into the restroom where we have a crowd of onlookers....and everyone gets silent except for the "mooner" underneath the stalls. yes...i saw bare bottom crawling under the stalls laughing hysterically. she failed to notice that the entire RR went quiet. she peeked her head out to see where her "posy" went ....and there stood mrs. petersonhead!
MRS P ----"excuse me, but I think you need to pull your pants up right now...."
STUDEN----"my pants aren't down"
MRS P---"please pull your pants up now...and come with me."
Everyone else started their nap..... and me and miss mooney had a chat.
MRS P---"i was in the RR while you were misbehaving, and i would like you to tell me what you did. if you are honest, we will return to class, if not then we will go see Mr *** (the principal)"
STUDENT---"i don't know what you mean....i don't know what I did.....(tear) please don't make me see Mr ***."
MRS P---"were you acting like a big girl in the RR? or did you have your pants down showing crawling under all the stalls"
STUDENT---"oh yeah...but they were all saying "that is funny shows us again...."
i wanted so badly to say "well if they said jump off a bridge would you" but I refrained.
i finally took a big breath after leaving for the day....and counted the hairs left on my head....ONE!
Tootles,
Mrs. Petersonhead....LOL
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I am a K teacher who has been reading your blog for about 2 months now...and praying ernestly for you and your husband as well.
I do have to say that I was CRACKING up at this story, as I have been there, done that and worn that tshirt, lol...TOOOO funny!
Continuing to keep you all in my prayers!
That is too funny, Destiny. What a way to brighten a day. . . I am not sure how you kept from laughing. .
Miss you!
mrs. petersonhead...that probably made me laugh the most! just wanted u to know i've been reading your blog since it started. and i'm so sorry for what you & jesse have been through. hang in there and i can only wish the best for the two of you.
Too too funny! This is exactly why I have the utmost respect for all teachers. I could never do it!
:D Mrs. Petersonhead! I LOVE IT! You couldn't beat the smile off of my face right now. Hilarious!
I found your blog a few weeks ago and have been praying for you and your husband ever since.
There are so many similarities between us. I, too, am a teacher and can't tell you how funny your subbing story is. Most of the time, the funny things that happen in my classroom couldn't even be made up.
My husband and I also battled infertility, went to Dr. Henry, and lost a son 18 months ago.
Almost six months ago we were blessed with an adoption. Our son, Carter, has changed our lives in ways too wonderful to count.
Please know that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Hold tight to your husband and your marriage. Things will get better.
I will continue to pray for you both!
Oh now that is hilarious. I can picture it right now! I would have had a horrible time keeping from laughing!!!! You did a GREAT job! Impressed.
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