Friday, September 19, 2008
so i subbed for kindergarten all day today! this is just a little tid-bit from the RR experience.
"Mrs. Petersonhead, ***** just showed us her bootie without panties. she is still doing it. "
i calmly walk into the restroom where we have a crowd of onlookers....and everyone gets silent except for the "mooner" underneath the stalls. yes...i saw bare bottom crawling under the stalls laughing hysterically. she failed to notice that the entire RR went quiet. she peeked her head out to see where her "posy" went ....and there stood mrs. petersonhead!
MRS P ----"excuse me, but I think you need to pull your pants up right now...."
STUDEN----"my pants aren't down"
MRS P---"please pull your pants up now...and come with me."
Everyone else started their nap..... and me and miss mooney had a chat.
MRS P---"i was in the RR while you were misbehaving, and i would like you to tell me what you did. if you are honest, we will return to class, if not then we will go see Mr *** (the principal)"
STUDENT---"i don't know what you mean....i don't know what I did.....(tear) please don't make me see Mr ***."
MRS P---"were you acting like a big girl in the RR? or did you have your pants down showing crawling under all the stalls"
STUDENT---"oh yeah...but they were all saying "that is funny shows us again...."
i wanted so badly to say "well if they said jump off a bridge would you" but I refrained.
i finally took a big breath after leaving for the day....and counted the hairs left on my head....ONE!
Posted by Daddy's Dream ~Mommy's Miracle at 4:00 PM